Overheard @ office

lets call the person X and Y

X - you know Y, the only way to improve things for us is to exchange places with a firang... he comes for a 70% pay cut in a "growing" market and I go at 300% pay hike..

Y - Seriously man, we should do that.. but what will you tell him..

X - Ill tell him its a growing market.. only way we can leverage the opportunity is to change places...

Y - and what will you tell him about the job?

X - You know.. u have to get somethings signed off.. like the Pee Sea En
angrez will ask... Whatsh a pee shee eNN
Ill tell him.. its nothing.. its just like getting a constitution signed off in a small country...

go figure...
~Somanxo