
Hi, this is me as I am likely to look even right now, but also for quite some time in a corporate setting. As is clearly evident I exude power and confidence from my dressing style and looks.
Let me introduce myself for those who are curious to see where it all stems from. I was named Sri Ram Venkat Aditya Sri Abhilash Somanchi by my overzealous grandmoms. I go by the name of Sri Abhilash Somanchi for practical purposes. Friends call me Somanxo,Sancho or Slomo ( Because of my lazy elegance and utter nonchalance). I came into this world on a dark amavasya night in the october of 1982, as the world around me was celebrating my arrival with crackers and fireworks which lit up the night.Yes, you got it right, it was Deepawali- the festival of Deepa's ... I mean diyas. So I entered this world with a bang.
I did not stop after that. Curiosity was both my boon and bane for childhood. I did all things that children do - steal fruits from neighbours ( and others) , play I -spy, and a host of other games like gilli-danda, lattu phod, phitto, denga-paani etc. Kite flying used to be a passion, still like it. I got into trouble for climbing water-tanks etc which were deemed dangerous. My first true love - literature came to me at the tender age of 6, when I started with enid blyton. Later on this blossomed to a point where I used to read novels kept between text books at exam times. The thirst for knowledge that I had naturally led me to science. Naive in my teens, I appeared for and cleared the JEE, one of the toughest exams in the world coming in the top 1 percent of all students who appeared.
and joined my alma mater - The Indian Institute of Technology Kharagpur, where I stayed for four years as a student of the Electrical Engineering Department,getting a B.Tech(Honours) ( pun unintended) in Instrumentation Engineering.
At this sylvan retreat, I discovered that science was not what I was made for, and cleared CAT, one of the toughest exams for management entrance, coming in the top 0.2 percent of all students who appeared and made it to the Indian Institute of Management Calcutta - the second best campus I have known. Now, coming to the last leg of my stay here, which will lead to majors in Marketing and Systems and minors in Strategy and Finance - and a plush job with a good company - making me one an extremely attractive eligible gentleman.
So much for the shaadi.com intro.Now the real intro.
I am curious by nature, so if something is boring it is a plain giveup.Where things become interesting for me, I leave no stone unturned - which is pretty rare. But then I am choosy. I am also sarcastic and cynical about a lot of things, which can make my company painful for a lot of people, some of them will comment on this blog as you will see.In CV point terms, I posess a sharp analytical brain, have good communication skills, am a team player and have done a lot of extra-curriculars like Dramatics,Elocution,Whats the good word, Quizzing, writing for my institutes e-magazine IMZ. I also play a decent game of table tennis and occasionally go to the gym, or swim. I am adept at most games involving the brain, but I don't like the full game of chess as I find it too long. I however like chess puzzles involving the end game like mate in 1 move etc. I am a very opinionated person, and once you know me its difficult for you not to get that. Also, I am slightly intrusive - so you might find your personal space cramped for room.
Now to what makes me different. I am a generally rational person. However I have a general reputation for being insane. There is nothing which a lot of people wouldn't bet on stuff I could do - meaning that a lot of people cannot think of anything which I absolutely would not do.This stems from extreme nonchalance and not caring what a lot of people think about me. For instance, this post would make a lot of people think that I am a smartass instead of the caring,thoughtful,supportive person who is a lot like an innocent child with an adult mind,whose only fault is that he is smart and openly cynical and uncaring about things which they care about.
This notwithstanding, most friends and acquaintances like me, and have good things to say. I am not a modest person, so If you have an orkut account you can take a look at my testimonials.
I am fun to be with, if you like to chat, especially by the lakeside or some such other scenic place or even otherwise. I have an opinion about most things under the sun, usually an informed one which makes it better for those wanting an intellectual challenge. I however do not believe in any such restrictions and like to talk about a large variety of topics ranging from the spiritual and religious ( I am a Brahm by birth, but am Agnostic now - which still allows me to call myself a Hindu -the definition of Hinduism not excluding Agnostics as opposed to Atheists.I am proud of that) to the bizarre or even stuff like world economy and so on so forth. I follow a few sports, but am not generally supportive of any team. I like players -winners or otherwise. My favourite sportsperson is Senna - he was willing to die to win.That to me is the highest level of committment you can have and with such committment, backed with talent - you can be the best. To me however - the committment is more important than talent, I believe it is the driver.Talent is not fully natural, a lot is fuelled by the fire in your belly. So there you are, I have introduced myself to a more than satisfactory level . If you still want an orkut profile kind of stuff then this is some copy paste :
| passions: | life... apart from that books, psychology and physiology of pretty women, bird watching - feathered and unfeathered, anything which gets me out of boredom |
| sports: | tt,carrom, basky, swimming occasionally. |
| activities: | if you are involved.. you'll know |
| books: | simple but sweet - bach,coelho asimov,clarke, robert jordan - eye of the world - mat is my fav, anne rice - interview with the vampire series, perry mason, enid blyton, tintin,asterix, dilbert.. lots more.. nything except mills n boons.. and ny of ayn rand xcept fountainhead;
I love LOTR - the book .. havent brought myself to watch ROTK |
| music: | kishore kumar ..maiden ..black sabbath ..dream theater ..etc etc suprabhatam in the morning |
| tv shows: | friends,smallville(yay for clark kent),scrubs,yes minister, yes prime minister All time fav : Chanakya |
| movies: | in general - nything which has a central theme - like fight club
also like these feel good romantic movies from time to time...
love movies with an idea.. movies which are different . like gods must be crazy, gunda , god only knows.. etc etc
for a sample these are : fight club ..rat race, pulp fiction, road trip,eurotrip,a fistful of dollars, serendipity. |
As you can see miss YOUKNOWWHOTHISISFOR , I am the rare species of man - the proverbial knight in shining armor armed with love and affection for you, with a shield of knowlege to protect you from others ( remember that in this day and age,knowledge is power) and love you with all the affection that you can visualise from this cute looking face and sensitively crafted introduction. I am sure you will reply with a bang ( hopefully yes) to the question - " Mujhse Shaadi Karogi"
Yours Lovingly,
Abhilash
N.B. I have written this for general fun, inspired by some scraps that I saw on orkut. I got a huge kick out of writing this, and am likely to come up with an article which is a rebuttal to an article on my friend sunshine's blog, which talks about women being enigmatic etc.